Boosting Your Pet's Self-esteem
Or ... How To Have A Self-Actualized, Addiction-Free,
Non-Co-Dependant Animal Companion
Illustrated by Sarah Buell Dowling
Humourous book published by Howell in
1997. 86 pages.
What you are about to read in this book may
shock you. The revelations disclosed are probably new to you
because hitherto the government, in a conspiracy with the liberal
left and the radical right, has attempted to suppress them.
For the past decade the author has led a team of
eminent pet psychologists in a top-secret research study. Findings
conclusively show that millions of our nation's pets are not
living up to their full animal potential because they suffer from
low self-esteem. Perhaps you believe that the majority of pets
have healthy self images. You may even think most pet behaviors
seem pretty normal - but appearances are deceiving! For example:
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Not long ago, the author and his
dog Percy visited a friend, John. John has several pets. He adores
them and often shows photos of them to anyone who stands still
long enough. Imagine, then, the shock when every one of John's
animals exhibited signs of low self esteem! John's dog immediately
came over to us, wagging his tail and sending indirect signals
that he would like to be petted. He
obviously had a deep need for approval that manifested itself in
people-pleasing behavior! To make matters worse, he was
anal-compulsive around Percy . . |